Monday, May 23, 2011

The beauty of pregnancy

is actually not pretty at all. There are a LOT of funky things that happen to your body when you're pregnant. How come no one ever told us this? Mom?

First- what is with the bad skin? I didn't have zits this bad in High School! No amount of cover up is "covering up" these things. I had to resort to getting bangs. It helps, but now I REALLY look like a pregnant teenager.

Second- um, body hair. Sorry but I can't be the only woman who wakes up with peach fuzz all over- WTH? I'm not exactly cold enough to need an extra layer, but I'm pretty sure it's doing its job at keeping me warm. Really warm, like Degree extra strength is not cutting it anymore. Shane, can I borrow your deodorant?

And I think that's it (for now). I guess I can't complain too much as it hasn't been that bad. I'll have to settle for looking like a pregnant, acne-ridden, sweaty teenager for just a few more months.

Numbers:

5'6" (or 5'10" with these awesome heels I can still walk in)
127 lbs
34C/D (I say C/D cause the C is a lil snug but the D is still very ambitious)
4 Bottle of Palmers Shea Butter Stretch Mark Cream


Munchkin's Numbers:
6 Inches (a Mango!)
8.5 Ounces

So awesome.



Ranger being a good boy

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